mymichele's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to the lame ass security, I'm going home! Oh, diaryland. I feel like a total ass. A big, buffoon, sweaty, ass. I feel like a total dorkass! Why, you ask? I went to my "job" today for the first time, and apparently, I follow directions for shit. I was put in a room with a computer, and apparently you were supposed to touch the screen to do something. I didn't hear the guy say that, so I just stared at it mindlessly for A WHOLE HOUR! I had the headphones on, and it beeped incessantly, and I thought maybe I was supposed to count the beeps or how long they were or something. I did not know I was supposed to touch the damn screen. Why didn't I ask the guy if I was doing it wrong like maybe 5 minutes in instead of a whole hour? I thought they were fucking with my mind. It is a psychological study, after all. Warning, Drool fest up ahead Ooohohoh, please hold. They're talking about Guns N Roses on MTV. Ooooh, Axl, yeahhh baby. *DROOOOL* It's 10 years after he released the last album. I've been waiting that long? Wow.. that's sad. Oooh my gosh! Headbangers Ball! With the premiere of November Rain! Ooohohoohoh! Riki Rachtman! Slap my dick and call me horny! End drool fest. Anyway. So I tell the guy, "Am I supposed to be sitting there listening to beeps?" And he says, "No, you were supposed to touch the screen." That's a great fuckin first impression, isn't it? I'm so proud. I am a dumb fricking ass. At least I made a whole dollar! The pay consists of a dollar a session, then 3 cents or something for every question you get right, which was explained to me is usually around 5-8 dollars a day. I'll get paid at the end. Lovely. ______________________________________________ To ease my mind a bit, I present my Celebrity Crush List from 1988-2001: 13 years of obsessions! 1. Tom Hanks (1988-now) I still like him, but he was my first crush, when I was 8. He stirred up happy feelings inside me, even at that tender age. 2. Bette Midler (1988-now)I don't really know why. I had just seen Beaches, and I loved it, and I thought she was awesome. I saw her concert a few years ago, and it was the greatest thing I've ever seen. She sang the Rose and Wind Beneath my Wings and I Think it's going to Rain Today, all my favorite songs, and it made me laugh and cry and everything! I love her. 3. Christian Slater (1992-1993)Oooh, how I loved me some Christian. This was a crush of obsessive sorts. I had 2 walls covered by pictures of him. I watched his movies constantly, I talked about him every second, I wrote three different stories about him. The worst it got was when my cousin from Chicago brought his girlfriend over, and she was an actress. She said she knew Lara Flynn Boyle. So I made the connection. Lara Flynn Boyle was in Mobsters with Christian, so I wrote her a letter asking if she could ask Lara to ask Christian to come to my 12th birthday party. Needless to say, I never heard back from her. Imagine my surprise when I look in my diary, which I made her sign, years later and saw it was Robin Tunney, the chick from the Craft. A few years later I saw her in a movie called Julian Po, starring her and.. Christian Slater. *sigh* 4.Danny Cooksey (1992) He was in Salute your Shorts, Diff'rent Strokes, and Terminator 2. I wanted him. He was the only guy I ever wrote a letter to, and oh my lord, it was a scary letter. He was in this band called Bad 4 Good. I dug it. 5.AXL ROSE (1992-2001)This intially started out of rebellion, partly because I wanted to listen to cool music like my older brother did. I was too hardcore for NKOTB, so I liked G N R instead. But good lord, look at him! He's beautiful, damnit! I have 2 posters in my dorm room and one magazine cover with him on it. My roommate saw this before she met me, and later confided in me that it scared the crap out of her. This obsession comes and goes, but lately, it's here, and not to be ignored. GIMME SOME AXL! 6.Assorted heavy metal/rock lead singers (1992-1995) Dave Pirner, Sebastian Bach, Vince Neil, Micheal Hutchence. My first concert was INXS in 1994, pre death of Micheal Hutchence. That was an awesome concert. 7.River Phoenix and a bunch of other young boy actors, mostly from Stand By Me (1993) I liked all of em, Corey Feldman, Wil Wheaton, Corey Haim, Keanu Reeves, you name them, I liked them. River Phoenix was the main guy, though, and I was really depressed when he died. These are my obsessions. There are other people I had crushes on, but I don't remember, so they don't count. Good times! 4:04 p.m. - 2001-08-01 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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